The Second Scene-ual Experience Awards.

Summary:

Trophies will no longer be provided.

The Second Scene-ual Experience Awards.

Angstmachine 1179596840|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Welcome to the Second Scene-ual Experience Awards. I'm your host, the GM. It's always an honor to host these prestigeous awards. Alot of this game is about me. I roll the dice, I start the scenes. I'm very sexy and capable. but tonight — Tonight! Tonight, whoa! It's all about you. Everyone who played in this scene gets 25 experience points.

Non-Violence Award

Sometimes it's just easier to kill a motherfucker. It's a problem we face in our day to day lives, and that we no doubt struggle with. Luckily it's easier to take the high road in Dungeons & Dragons. For not rising to the bait all the players receive 150 experience

Best Role-Player Award

Tonight we open up the hallowed halls of role-playing and induct a man who needs no introduction. Travis wins. He gets 100 experience points for Loraethal.

RSS Usage Award

As two of you know I made a post a couple weeks ago that was entitled 'Another Boring Detail.' It was posted in the news section wich seems not to draw a great deal of readers, and was designed to not grab your attention at all. Had you read it, however you would have recived 25 experience like Nick and Travis did.

Thank you all for coming and allowing me to host this spectacular affair. Please feel free to post your acceptance speeches below.

Re: The Second Scene-ual Experience Awards.

nicklwray 1179599985|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Wow! This is all just so expected! I didn't really prepare anything special to say…um, first of all, thanks to the GM for providing us all with an alternative outlet for our DnD fix. Thanks to the makers of my RSS reader for makind that extra 25 XP possible. And thanks most of all to my mom for birthing me so I could grow up to spend my time writing fiction that's based on the 3.5 rules. Thank you all so much!

Speech.

xtratrestrial 1179722075|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I'd like to thank god for making the internet and Rob Keys, and for not existing quite enough to smite us for our obviously blasphemous behavior.

I'd like to thank Shakespeare.

This game rules and I personally think we're all slick mother fuckers to engage in such a stimulating act of collective creation.

I have to admit I'm kind of pissed that I'm not getting a trophy but I'm planning on making my own out of old tacos. Nick if you want one, let me know. We'll have our commemorative
baubles!

God save the queen and canada.